Krazy Kinky Kira
= Professional Romance Novelist =

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No Tell Motel Tales

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Meanwhile, in room 13 at the No Tell Motel, Mother Goose, an unemployed manicurist, who was involved in a drugs bust with Bam-bam, a nefarious transsexual schoolteacher, is listening to Spock dig his throbbing King George into Princess Lay Yaa's senuously sensitive portal. Mother Goose, unable to resist lustful excitement, stammers "It's a CHRYSLER! Let's invite Princess Lay Yaa and Spock to our room!" Looking up, Bam-bam retorts, "Crazy baby! Princess Lay Yaa is a cross eyed psychiatrist and she constantly gives a pocket rocket to Spock, a lesbian chiropodist, and both were involved in a secret plot to kill Barney during the last Ice Age!"