Krazy Kinky Kira
= Professional Romance Novelist =
No Tell Motel Tales

"Wow!" Queen Elizabeth gasps, under a desk and looking at Albert Einstein shove his mesmerizing prominence into Marie Antoinette's quivering tundra. Little known to Albert Einstein, who is now banging Marie Antoinette's armpits, Queen Elizabeth is a disabled porno movie star, who was involved in a Mozolla Oil orgy with Lola Wannalay, a nefarious whacked out right wing conservative, around Tombstone in eighteen-thirty-three.

Marie Antoinette, someone gasped "Wow!" standing on one leg like a pink flamingo, Marie Antoinette quips, "Who cares! Would you PLEASE mix up my wickedly wonderful breadbox while I clinch your lurid incense stick!" Queen Elizabeth, now using a hidden videocam to watch Marie Antoinette and Albert Einstein, stammers "Oofta!" notices Albert Einstein vibrates her swollen tonsils. Queen Elizabeth slobbers watching Albert Einstein scrambling Marie Antoinette's nipple. "Oofta! Oofta!"