Krazy Kinky Kira
= Professional Romance Novelist =
No Tell Motel Tales

"My my!" Fred sighs, as Lola Wannalay scrambles his throbbing lingam. With both legs behind her ears, Lola Wannalay stammers "It's a CHRYSLER!" while caressing his slippery John Thomas and her eyes twinkle. Feverishly hot and can't hold back, Fred friggs her sultry nookie while she diddles his tiny Tom Foolery. Standing on her head, Fred slips his slippery Excaliber deeply into her lurid vanilla wafer and she suddenly moans "Nanu nanu!" while rubbing her buttocks with excitement.

Meanwhile, in room 14 at the No Tell Motel, Robinson Crusoe, a whacked out bank manager, who was involved in a deadly shoot-out with Kinky Kira, a nefarious teenage secretary, is listening to Fred insert his throbbing lingam into Lola Wannalay's slippery tundra. Robinson Crusoe, feverishly hot and can't hold back, moans "STEEEEELLLLAAA! Let's invite Lola Wannalay and Fred to our room!" Looking up, Kinky Kira retorts, "Crazy baby! Lola Wannalay is a three legged petty dictator who always offers to show off her bull's eye tattoo for Fred, a psychotic gynecologist, and both were involved in a mercy dash on your birthday!"