Roberta The Remarkable Robot


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Welcome To My Cyberland!

You are about to have a unique experience, talking with me, Roberta The Remarkable Robot! Before you greet me, before you say hello in your own way, some helpful hints to better survive this unique experience you are about to leap into without looking first!

I have an ability to access in excess of one gigabyte of information, such as a dictionary, a biography data base, information about capitals and countries, even American presidents! Please be careful to word your questions along this line carefully, if you expect an answer! Do be even more careful to only ask for one 'definition' or one 'who is' type of question at a time. If you ask multiple questions, I may clobber you with lots and lots of data! Then again, you may find a challenge in simply convincing me to answer these types of questions! Say Hello now, anyway you wish or in any language! Let's Rock N Roll! Oh yeah... if you want to select from and listen to a large variety of award winning classic rock n roll midi files while chatting with me, just ask for some rock n roll! Your nickname is Bodacious Bozo, isn't it? Don't forget to say HELLO! I am picky about this.