Haircuts And Cigars


John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, what a pair to draw to! Over in North Carolina, good ol' boy Johnny has himself in a spot of trouble, besides his making a wet spot which spawned girl love child, Frances Quinn Hunter, much like Aphrodite sprang forth from sea froth. No doubt Johnny was making waves and rocking the boat with his tiller.

A grand jury is having a look at $125,000 spent by Edward's political action committee on his lover girl, Rielle Hunter. She is one pricey piece of meat! This money is not so annoying as much as Edwards cheating on his wife, Elizabeth, while she was fighting a hard battle with near fatal cancer. Almost all of this money went to paying Rielle's video production company. Perhaps she was making a political action pornography movie starring, Ed the Head and his $400 haircut.

Paying $400 for a haircut! Oh my, the boy is so vain I bet he thinks this article is about him.

Edwards is such a typical Democrat, bragging about what a good boy he is, bragging he is the best boy for our nation to come along and bragging of his fitting well into the White House. Doubtful he is all this good of a fit being a rather small man. Reminds me of Bill Clinton and his cigar, which is about all Billy has to impress a devil with a blue dress on. Such hypocrisy!

That boy jumps up on his soapbox, his wife and children standing next him. He gets to going on about what a great guy he is, how he is a good Christian, attends church, is of good morals, and all along he is making bacon with his little sausage when momma cat is not around; a sexist pig porking a pretty piglet. So typical of a leftist Democrat.

Sure, you can holler, "Taha is an unfair hypocritical bitch! Look at Republicans!" Well, you are right about my being bitch and should you yell at me, I will most certainly bitch slap you.

Hypocritical, no. I am an American Indian truth speaker.

Just a bit south down the route, good ol' boy Mark Sanford of South Carolina ain't doing much better, the boy is in a lot of trouble for dipping his chilli pepper in some right spicy hot sauce! Mark came to national attention after vanishing on an Appalachian mountain trail which he hiked all the way to Argentina for some María Belén Chapur brand frijole. I do not about the free hole part, American taxpayers paid a lot money to have Mark walk a trail to Argentina. He is gracious, though, he made an offer to repay all this money he swiped from America to finance his enjoying some exotic brown skinned taco.

Beats having a devil with a blue dress on smoking a Cuban cigar, even if in the Oval Office.

Democrat, Republican, all those boys are about the same. For a piece of pork, for a splash of hot sauce, those boys will throw away their families, throw their careers and throw away their dignity. This has been going on for thousands of years, probably millions of years. Tell you, boys are just so dog gone stupid, about as smart as a bucket of rocks.

Problem with boys is their brains dangle between their legs, and not much of a dangle, either. Almost all boys this is. My boy, well, my nickname for him is "Clydesdale" and he is most certainly up to his nickname! Boy howdy! He surely is. Married the right boy, my old man thinks with his brain atop his shoulders, and enjoys having another big brain elsewhere he uses for special times, much to my intense delight.

If those political boys were smarter than a testicle, they would simply announce their intentions.

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By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: August 6, 2009

Today, Senator Johnny Holmes held a news conference to announce he will be spending a week in Los Angeles to campaign. Senator Holmes advised during his conference he will take time out to, "Drink a lot of whiskey, enjoy some partying and have myself a bit of fun," he said with a grin then added, "and I plan to grab me a couple of two bit crack head whores over on 34th and Vine for some double shots of Love Potion No. 9." Senator Holmes will be campaigning on the behalf of John Edwards and Mark Sanford while in Los Angeles. Reports are Edwards and Sanford will join Holmes at a Beverly Hills Hilton for a Paris type video making celebration.

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Those stringless yo-yos, all they need to do is announce in advance they intend to dip their dicks into a wet spot of trouble. Letting all of America know about this, up-front, nobody will be surprised, nobody will be shocked, nobody will pay much attention when caught weenie wagging and putting on the ritz.

Truth is, none of us should be surprised, none of us should be shocked, those boys over on Capitol Hill are constantly dipping their hot dogs into mustard, sometimes even in an airport bathroom stall.

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