Senuous and sexy, yes, ma'am, this is the way I like life. I am sure you are visiting here to enjoy some dirty pillow talk. This is your cat house! Oh, look at you, acting all indignant and righteous. Knock off your phony act, I know you love talking dirty, I know you love hot sweaty sex, I know you love watching porno movies while doing the nasty with your lover. Tell me otherwise and I will whop you upside your head.

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Haircuts And Cigars
There is a very easy solution for those political boys to avoid so much trouble when they get to making the bacon and smoking cigars. Oval office, Appalachia Argentina, airport bathroom, does not matter, there is a solution for them to enjoy and not end up in so much trouble.

Conservatively Nude
You Americans, you are all so uptight and self-righteous. All of you, conservatives and liberals alike. Really annoys me. Conservatives are all hung up on God, liberals are all hung up on welfare. You act so very brave, and I know you Americans are too fearful to get naked with me.

Jiggle For Conservatism
We will meet, sans bras and wearing tank-tops, at the entrance to our revered Lincoln Memorial. In unison, we will pull off our tops, then march right up those steps to Lincoln and liberty, all of us bare breasted, to jiggle at Lincoln, to jiggle for America.

Those Boys
Those boys are all the same. Those boys always have one thought in mind. Those boys are all a bunch of slope foreheaded, single eyebrow, flat toothed, hairy backed, knuckle dragging Neandertals. Boys, I tell you, all they want to do is take adventures of you.

Chewing The Fat
Next time I take to chewing the fat, next time I take to writing critiques of fat people, you should think twice before spanking my fat bottom because I will throw facts into your chubby face. Be sure of this because I am annoyed by having my family's money going to supporting fat people.

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